herro :3
i love shit that isn't real

ABOUT

critter

✪ local midwest cryptid, deep-sea leviathan, backyard critter (dealer's choice)
✪ b. 199X (taurus)
✪ pan/bi, poly, partnered, acespec
✪ taoist, hedonist, and/or stoicist (depends on who you ask)
✪ trying not to succumb to the horrors of having a corporeal form and free will

yeah! :D

★ snails, rats, creepy-crawlies
★ peanut-butter, carbs
★ ube, red bean, grape, lychee
★ purple
★ writing, art, reading, cooking, animals/pets, language-learning, linguistics
★ all things odd, unusual, and uncomfortable
★ kpop (skz, atz, i-dle, xlov, p1h), MXTX, The Raven Cycle, AFTG, ICoS...
★ SUB TOPS ! BEEFY BOTTOMS !!
★ kink (regular & hard)
★ creature comforts and other physical luxuries

nah! );

☆ crowds
☆ strangers
☆ brothy soups
☆ most sweets
☆ fun spongesIDFW:
☆ minors
☆ kinkshaming
☆ bigotry (of any sort)
☆ abusive language or behaviors
☆ purists (moral, gender, religious, racial, or otherwise)
☆ pro-ana/ED/self-harm (RECOVERY-FOCUSED ONLY)
☆ dangerous and/or illegal shit

Additional Info

✶ a lil anti-social (strangers make me nervous, so don't be a stranger! come say hi)
✶ private, but not shy
✶ lover, not a fighter – i typically assume best intent & ask for clarification when something's ambiguous. i'd love if you do the same for me :)
✶ i mute or block at-will. it's probably not personal.
✶ you don't have to like me – however you feel about me is really none of my business unless you make it
✶ i WILL NOT hurt or otherwise endanger anyone and i DO NOT participate or engage with anything that explicitly harms real people (incl. but not limited to: targeted harassment, abusive behavior, doxxing, etc)